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(The following is part of the writer’s upcoming book, “Fit to Run, Fit to Win–The Election Campaign Health Primer” which is dedicated to all political candidates. Of course, our readers can also relate to this).
Sex sells! Even during the election campaign. A candidate’s sex aura excites voters who are craving for a heroic figure. Someone who is masculine enough to uplift them from life’s troubles. Someone with a commanding voice and a lean body. A warning: Too much mustache and muscle bulk can be offensive. Many cerebral voters choose candidates who have the “X-factor” on top of their physical traits.
Even a small child can spot a sexy candidate. What is deep inside your heart readily spreads, striking those around you. Feel sexy, feel naughty, and feel horny (only in your mind, please) and these feelings will add to your libido. Libido refers to your appeal to other humans, not necessarily sexually, but socially.
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Feb 27, 2008 by the funny ducky | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
Dear Diary:
Day 1
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, HE
locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2
Today he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. (Why doesn't he tell me something I DON'T know!) I mean, gimme a break. He's been dysfunctional for so long, he even WALKS with a limp.
Day 3
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a
picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears.
Day 4
A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his "problem." It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. He said, "this time, I'd rather not have your mother join us." (I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.)
Day 7
This Viagra thing has gone to his head. (No pun intended). Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. GET OVER YOURSELF! Not everything is about you!
Day 10
I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of
mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker.
Day 11
Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with Hard Cider! The photo of Janet Reno isn't working. What am I gonna do?
Day 12
The side effects are starting to get to him. Everything is turning blue. The other day, we were watching Kenneth Branaugh in Hamlet and he thought it was The Smurfs Do Denmark.
Day 13
I'm basically being drilled to death. It's like going out with Black and Decker.
Day 15
I wish he was gay. I bought 400 Liza Minelli albums and I keep saying "fabulous" and still he keeps coming after me!
Day 16
Now I know how Saddam Hussein's wife feels. Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missle. Let's hope he's like President Bush and pulls out in 100 days.
Day 17
I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun. Now he tells me sister Wendy revs his motor.
Day 20
I may just have to kill him. Then he'll go out the way he wants to: Stiff. With my luck, I won't be able to close the casket!
she should've hid them from him!! lmmfao!!
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cats | Feb 27, 2008
Anyway, you get...
...a STAR...!
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Bezza | Feb 27, 2008
lolz
What's she complaining about?!
Sounds like my idea of heaven!!!
♥SkankWhore♥ | Feb 27, 2008
thanks for a laugh
Luck Dragon (UK) | Feb 27, 2008
Another Excellent one Chris.!!!
Suffer lady suffer, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!
JAM123 | Feb 27, 2008
Funnier that Hell!!! This is a big keeper.. I Loved this one My Friend.. I really Loved the last one...A Star.
A Friend,
poppy1
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