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08.11.10
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Five years ago in C&J: November 8, 2005
CHEERS or JEERS to being gay in Maine. Today's the day we vote on a citizen's veto referendum to overturn our state's gay rights law. The bill offers legal protection from discrimination in housing, employment, credit, and education. But the fundy knuckledraggers---of course---say it will destroy every marriage in the state within 30 seconds. Which is why our biggest group of supporters is expected to be divorce lawyers. [11/8/10 Update: Third time was the charm---the veto failed and we got our basic civil rights written into law. People predicted that a horrendous event of Biblical proportions would befall our state if that happened. Last Tuesday we got a teabagger as our new governor. My god...they were right.] Dec 22, 2007 by xJohnTaylorx | Posted in Polls & Surveys Ha ha, if Viagra bought rights to "Just can't get enough" by Depche Mode, the song would sound like this. I think they should use Push It by Salt-n-Pepa Oct 13, 2010 by Jim Dunnn | Posted in Men's Health i once had a kidney stone the size of a garbanzoe bean, and when i passed that my wang looked like a snake that swallowed a animal. well this kind of feels like that but i have like a green snot looking discharge coming out of the end of my head/peehole. troll harder. haha. but thanks for making me smile. Jun 13, 2006 by Willy S | Posted in Blues HIGH TECHNOLOGY 1 i like honkey tonk music....im being sarcastic, hehehehe...never really heard of it before Nearly all men who have carried out any amount of weight training or invested any amount of time in a health club know their products. Nitro Force is a mixture of arginine as well as amino acid ingredients which have proven to be risk-free as well as effective if used as directed. It's a strong complex of substances which was designed to boost considerable muscle gain by offering great amounts of NO to the muscles being worked. These insane pumps provide oxygen as well as nutrients critical for huge gain. Despite the fact that there have been no described significant side effects, it ought to be noted that arginine substances are known to boost glucose levels and so they're not recommended for people with diabetes unless within a physician's supervision. Likewise, men and women taking certain medications for example nitroglycerin or perhaps Viagra must consult with their physician prior to supplementing with Nitro Force. And if you are using Viagra, you just might be able to stop! Nitric Oxide is a vasodilator and also Nitro Force is known to provide insane pumps. Those pumps are not limited to any kind of specific muscle or any certain part of the body which means you know what these other 'side effects' can perform! Read more... FAT LOSS pharmascanner.host-sc.com Buy Viagra Cialis Levitra Xenical Online Overnight -- FDA Approved
Source: Daily KosIf Viagra bought rights to "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode.....?
when i'm with you baby, I go out of my head because I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up......it slips and slides as we try to make love and I just can't get it up, ahhhh! We walk together we walking down the street and I just can't get it up, I just can't it up, everytime I think of you I know we have to meet. It's getting harder it's a burning love. And I just can't to seem to it up, ahhhh!"
Durning the music break you would heard vocals.
"Yes, doctor Ruth. I tried that. Doorhandle, no. Viagra?"
and then it would go back to the song....
"I just can't it up, I just can't get it up, I just can't it up, I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up"
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But they have just bought the rights to KC and the Sunshine Bands' Get it up'! ;-)
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| Oct 13, 2010High Technology (A Blues-Ballad Lyric)?
Willys cynical thought for the fucking day,
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's* fucking true?
By WILLY SENKIWSKY 4/17/05 11:30 p.m. Honky Tonk, or Blues Ballad
People always say, it was better in the days...
Many weren't around the times they praise!
Hmm, so all of a sudden this is night?
Now with a flick of a switch there is light!
I wonder what people used to do
Before radio when they wanted a tune?
Some learned to play some did without
Before mic's and amp's they had to shout!
Don't bother asking you won't get an apology
Because I really dig all this high technology!
I was a 'shade tree' mechanic in my backyard
Now my ride's fuel injected and turbocharged!
No way I could've ever done that
Hell, I was lucky to even fix a flat!
I have a cellular phone and PC
And ninety percent of my music on CDs!
Long ago, on a tube, my finger I burned
Now I use transistors I done learned!
I don't believe the bullcrap they call astrology
Than met Madam Zelda; online, now, that's high technology!
Now you don't talk ya spell
GTH meaning Go To Hell!
Stuff that was religion is now theology
That's the only downside to high technology!
Finally, I broke down and got a 'virtual' date
Don't you know she still made me wait?!
Even after I bought her FTD flowers
I had to wait three goddamn hours!
I bought new batteries for hearing aid
Not knowing their useless on a 'puter date!
I have an insulin pump and plastic thigh
Pacemaker keeps my heart from saying goodbye!
Ask all you want you won't get an apology
Because I'm really into this high technology!
I'm the first in line for a silicon chip
With that I'll be the hippest of the hip!
I've been told my math will improve
They have to wait till the FDA approves!
I already been waiting three years
It'll fill, some, the space 'tween my ears!
I'll see a dr. to write a Viagra script
Than I will be ready to 'let er rip!'
Will you stop asking? I ain't giving an apology
Because things go better with high technology!!!...
Copyright 2005 Willy Senkiwsky -- All Rights Received -- Unauthorized Duplication Prohibited
"The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)
"Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author
"Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins
Here's the link to my site, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back it just been updated... I made a new page, "Me and Evilbay (A work in progress)." There are pages "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me and "Willys Jokes." A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu es/
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